I Refuse To Eat Edy's Pie

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/06/2020 at 12:45 • Filed to: None

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SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/06/2020 at 13:13

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I’d boycott Eskimo Pie, but I’m against the patriarchy— which uses the male-dominant word “boy” in “boycott”.

Therefore, as a matter of conscience, I am boycotting boycott.

By the way, those fukkahs better not come after my culturally-appropriating Choco-Taco.

But, damn, now I see they are from Klondike and I’ve got a new LBGTQ problem.  I cannot win.

ranwhenparked > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/06/2020 at 13:16

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Snickers and Milky Way ice cream bars are still OK, I think

Spanfeller is a twat > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 10/06/2020 at 13:33

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How... How is that a taco it doesn't even use a tortilla...

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Spanfeller is a twat 10/06/2020 at 13:40

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Hell, it’s not even ice cream-- “frozen vanilla dairy dessert”...

3point8isgreat > Spanfeller is a twat 10/06/2020 at 13:40

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It's a waffle tortilla. Thus it's a taco. And since it's a taco, it's also a sandwich. But choco sandwich doesn't sound as good. 

Spanfeller is a twat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/06/2020 at 13:47

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It reminds me of Bimbo’s unfortunately named “Negrito bimbo. ” now, I’m no expert in Mexican racial problems... But using a diminutive when describing race is typically something racially charged... 

The newer packaging is Rachel Dolezal-approved:

But then a couple of years ago they changed their name:

I guess that to fight the notion that the pastry had a racially-charged past they decided to make their character white... But because of the new law on junk food packaging, now junk food cannot have mascots from q2 2021... So the whitewashed kid is going away anyway.

So is the bear.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Spanfeller is a twat 10/06/2020 at 13:53

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Via delicious magics

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > 3point8isgreat 10/06/2020 at 14:16

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ChocoTorta...

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Spanfeller is a twat 10/06/2020 at 14:17

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Life is so complicated these days...

Spanfeller is a twat > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 10/06/2020 at 14:48

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Well, junk food is terrible... And marketing is evil.

I can't deny my purchases as a child were affected by the mascots and packaging.